Here is a selection of things that I positively do not need.
- LED lightsaber chopsticks glow as you eat
Now Kotobukiya is doing lightsaber chopsticks right by embedding LEDs into the food-gathering gadgets. Now you can look forward to bathing your sashimi in the warm red or blue glow of a miniature lightsaber.—CNET
- Floppy disk USB drive
USB drive that looks like a floppy disk
- TshirtOS: the world’s first internet-ready t-shirt
Someone had to do it. This is “tshirtOS”, and it’s exactly what the name suggests. It’s a t-shirt running an operating system, and it’s even 100% cotton!—Neowin
- Kangol CVOX Rhythm jacket
This jacket has machine-washable integrated speakers.
- Cat headphones: Seriously, headphones designed for cats
Actually, this isn’t something that I could do without; it’s something any cat I have ever known could do without
- This Augmented Reality Shirt Will Have Chestbursters Bursting Out of Your Chest
If for some strange reason, you want to emulate the famous scene in the movie Alien, where nasty life forms erupted from somebody’s chest, you can buy a shirt for that. Personally, I pass.
- TV hat
Other than saying “you’re a dork”, nothing says “you’re a dork” quite like the TV hat, an enormous hat that resembles a cross between a burqa and a small family hatchback. The idea is simple: stick your iPod, Android phone or Zune – Zune! of course they have a Zune! – in one end, put the contraption on your head, and pretend you bought a proper pair of video glasses instead—Description of this thing from TechRadar. Picture below
How about you? Any of these strike your fancy?